Hey Barack! I'm a fan and all but you have a lot of nerve leaving town during rush hour this morning. I have half a dozen team members and one wife stuck in "Barack-Lock" traffic on the Interstate.
I think you have your own plane so you could've scheduled the flight for, say, 6am. Want to sleep in? Late check out? No problem! How about wheels up at 11am then?
Between 7-9am on a rainy Wednesday? Bad call. You should've called Al Gore. The former Vice President from Tennessee would've told you, even though he did it all the time too.
